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BRAVERY -


TAGS: no one knows your fear
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 11:58 am
A very special image!


GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm
Must....stop....giggling...
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
LOVE IT!
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind


A CHRISTMAS STORY -


TAGS: the aclu knows
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

shadow87 - December 21, 2011, 8:45 am
:') Well, that made my day... 5L's to u b0N3
demotivatorlal - August 6, 2011, 11:44 am
p.s: he said to the little angel.. stick in it your ass.. and that's why it is on the top of the tree lal.. me so obvious O.O
Reality Lord - December 19, 2010, 8:49 am

awesome bone!
Shottyz - December 19, 2010, 7:14 am
Agreed, I laughed so hard I just about started crying. 5L
ICEMAN - December 18, 2010, 10:16 am
The kind of story that brings a tear to your eye. 5L


WWAD -


TAGS: ackbar knows
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

MrDamage - March 10, 2013, 6:04 am
She's dead wrong. Those most certainly ARE the breasts I'm looking for :)
axe11154 - October 22, 2012, 9:56 am
ITS A TRAP!!!
voodoo3535 - January 10, 2011, 6:10 pm
That comment made my day Admiral!
Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:37 pm

lolz
AdmiralAckbar - January 6, 2011, 1:31 pm
my eyes cannot repel breasts of that magnitude! It's a fap!
Anonymous2 - January 6, 2011, 12:38 pm
Your mind powers will not work on me, woman.


PROCTOLOGIST -


TAGS: knows you inside out owl
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - July 29, 2011, 1:19 pm
You're "warmly" welcome!
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:09 am
Spit out coffee through my nose. So 5fingers in you.


INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -




INSIGNIFICANT -




GET LOST -


TAGS: my stalker knows
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:58 pm

Haar, we have greatly missed you and your contributions.
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 7:04 pm
Thanks, RL. It's nice to be touching base with everyone.
Reality Lord - July 29, 2012, 6:58 pm

welcome back haark. real real nice seeing you again.
SteveFurlong - July 29, 2012, 9:47 am
I was all like "meh" until I saw the tags. Most excellent.


VARIOUS VIEWS - Optimists say this glass is half full. Pessimists say it's half empty. But I think the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


TAGS: half full half empty who knows
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by vader

NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:27 am
And a Realist would say "It's at tha half-way mark".
NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:27 am
And a Realist would say "It's at tha half-way mark".
drzarkov39 - April 5, 2013, 10:38 am
If the glass has some bad tasting liquid in it, like medicine, a pessimist would say, "the glass is still have full"; but an optimist would say, "oh boy, the glass is half empty". So, it's what's in the glass that matters, not if it's half full or empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
I poured out the water and filled it with Bushmills Black......My Outlook has improved...I feel like a Sunday drive...through a church....
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:48 am
I just decided to fill the glass the rest of the way with ice cubes.
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 11:42 am
You must be an engineer.


IT'S ALL OUR FAULT - And we still don't know why. Next Week: Why men drink


TAGS: who knows
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

rerun - May 8, 2010, 5:01 pm

GS Looked? At aggie? man, I am so out of here
Kung-Fu Devil - May 8, 2010, 2:33 pm
It's when they find another pair of really expensive shoes they will never wear on sale.
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:52 pm
Drink more.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
I looked :(
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:49 pm
crap
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:46 pm
I'm almost afraid to look down.
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:46 pm
Uh-oh... we may have figured out my problem.
Cubbybear - May 8, 2010, 1:37 pm
I'd drink 24/7 if I had a small wiener
Klara - May 8, 2010, 1:33 pm
@ thatonechick small wieners??
GreyScorpion - May 7, 2010, 10:15 am
hmmm, I best have a drink and think about that.....you might be on to sumthin' there
thatonechick - May 7, 2010, 10:13 am
Maybe that's part of the problem! Alcohol breath...
GreyScorpion - May 7, 2010, 10:09 am
no, the biggest reason we drink? is no, might as well have a buzz on when we already know what the answer is going to be ;)
thatonechick - May 7, 2010, 9:58 am
I cry when I'm exceptionally angry and/or frustrated. Now all you have to do is figure out why I would be angry or frustrated... Oh, I bet that's the biggest section of the Why Men Drink chart.


THE WISDOM OF HELEN -




GRANDMA -


TAGS: granny knows everything wooh cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

TheNightFlower - December 31, 2010, 6:56 am
Mahaha.. ewww.. *shudder* 5L
rerun - December 29, 2010, 7:10 pm

guess it is to big for you?
RegalWolf - December 29, 2010, 6:38 pm
VERY Wrong!
shmoe13 - December 26, 2010, 6:33 am
haha wow thats funny and wrong


JOLLY OLD ELF -




THE BEST -


TAGS: life stinks who knows cubby
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - January 11, 2011, 3:05 pm
Woof.


SIGNS POINT TO -


TAGS: the 8 ball knows
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman



A REAL FRIEND -




A STORM IN A GLASS OF WATER -


TAGS: who knows maybe it s all just that
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by culos

phydeaux - January 14, 2010, 12:18 am
A tempest in a teacup? Almost...but 5/5
Derek - January 13, 2010, 4:17 pm
...a storm in a spirit glass?
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 1:18 pm
I like this...."5, and make that with rocks, please"


MOTHER KNOWS YOU DONT' MEAN WHAT YOU SAY - When things don't go your way And at the end of the day She'll make it all ok...




THE HIP BONE -


TAGS: noboby knows the trouble i ve seen
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

FatherTyme - June 16, 2011, 6:03 pm
T...T..T...Tiffani A..A...mmmber Thhhhiesen. *eyes roll to the back of head*
Tarapin - May 14, 2011, 4:00 pm
Humor...not exactly the emotion this picture evokes.
agdaniele - November 1, 2010, 7:15 pm
LOL!!


PUBLIC RELATIONS -


TAGS: pr is a game santa knows contract claus capitalims bizitch peace poor kids
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

spacedog - December 25, 2009, 12:44 am
HA! 5Ls.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 12:34 am
He's got one helluva PR man!


UNCLE BEN - The Pensacola Apache Has A Favorite TV Chair




VALEDICTORIAN -




BONE CD -


TAGS: bone knows and bone dont care
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 7:15 am
You know me too well GS


HAPPY NEW YEAR - I've brought something bouncy and something bubbly for all the Greybeards!


TAGS: january challenge power girl sure knows how to shake us up
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

GuinnessTroll - February 1, 2010, 3:18 pm
That's super...err, they are Power Full.
phydeaux - December 31, 2009, 9:20 pm
And THAT, Sir LogicDude, is a FINE picture/sentiment and gift. 5L for you Sir!


HOOTERS -




WOMEN'S INTUITION - Some Women Use It Some Do Not




ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: nobody knows you cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

culos - August 10, 2010, 6:36 am
5B's and I do see boobs on the shadow just behind Cubby on the left!
sickartist - August 10, 2010, 6:17 am
5 invisible L's
thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:23 pm
5L. No boobs.


TEASE STALKER -




THE ROAD TO HANA -


TAGS: cubby knows
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BoneCD



NEVER DOUBT - the power of the Magic 8 Ball


TAGS: it knows
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - February 5, 2010, 10:28 am
yes Rerun, with you all the way. Wish I had had more room for names
motifake - February 5, 2010, 7:14 am

LMAO!!!
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:46 am
lmao
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 10:43 pm
I laugh at you all!
GreyScorpion - February 4, 2010, 8:06 pm
"5, ouch, the truth hurts"
rerun - February 4, 2010, 8:06 pm

At least I am in good company....you are with us aren't you Airman?


LEGS -




AFFIRMATIVE ACTION - Seventeen posters tagged Powergirl. Only one tagged Vampirella. Too goth for ya?


TAGS: damn jalford makes 248 posters and can t do a friggin vampirella at least ron knows who she is
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Zed - February 15, 2010, 10:08 pm
Not too Goth, too cold. I like 'em wet and warm.
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:08 am
You're a no-talent assbag. Please kill yourself.
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 10:18 am
Ummm - proviso - Only try it from your primary use computer. Should sync everything to that IP. So if you do it from a Motifaking friend's CPU, it makes a real mess.
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 10:11 am
Try this: http://www.motifake.com/sync.php
spacedog - August 11, 2009, 10:09 am
Yeah. I've just sent a PM to Mr. Motifake asking about this problem.
Jmac0585 - August 11, 2009, 9:55 am
You mean you created it?
spacedog - August 11, 2009, 9:54 am
My 3rd poster to go anonymous on me.


WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED? - Champagne? Raisins? Jenna Ricci? And don't even get me started on the whole "JACUZZI" thing..


TAGS: cause everyone knows that
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by MO

Brawler - May 3, 2011, 1:51 pm
I believe it is from "Miranda" from 2002. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0280949/combined
Brawler - April 30, 2011, 3:49 pm
We're going to need a bigger Jaccuzi.
erock - March 6, 2010, 1:48 am
anyone know what movie this is from?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 1:33 pm
My favorite kind!
MO - November 21, 2009, 1:31 pm
Here's a couple of raisins for ya!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 12:31 am
Or thread even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 12:30 am
Ok, How aboot an uncensored Forum post?
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 12:29 am
It's just got to be handled by the regulars.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 12:29 am
AK! Hola!
Arrogant Knight - August 25, 2009, 12:24 am
That wouldn't be fair...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 12:22 am
I hope it never is...I asked Mr M. to make Pat's place exempt if possible.
Arrogant Knight - August 25, 2009, 12:21 am
Glad you're back in action Aggy.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 12:20 am
This 3-comment rule isn't apparently in effect yet?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 12:11 am
Me too buddy, me too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 12:10 am
how are you gonna spell burrito when you make your grocery list?
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 12:09 am
LMFAO! Damn, I missed this.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 12:09 am
good esponse.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 12:04 am
OR... I've been dinking heavily tonight.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 12:03 am
Ahhhhhh, yes. Well, mooooo... you see, the market being as unstable as it's been, the letter "R" (which is used to start Real estate) has caused the price of "R" to be momentarily out of my financial reach.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 12:01 am
http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8744&start=10
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 12:00 am
to which comment?
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 11:59 pm
What?!?!?!?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 11:59 pm
What was Mo dinking?....and WTF is dinking?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 11:59 pm
It will take forever if Mr.M. Limits us to three comments per poster per day.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 11:58 pm
Quite the worthy motifake. Why not immortalize MO's dinking and crossed pr0n files?
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 11:57 pm
Hmmmmmm..... might we launch Christina Jameson into 2nd overall comments?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 11:54 pm
Shit...when I get back in the morning and comment I'm gonna have you as an alias.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 11:53 pm
No problem....now you're gonna have me as an alias.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 11:32 pm
Heh heh.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 11:30 pm
thanks for leaving your LAPTOP AT WORK MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 11:26 pm
Just toying with changing my original Calvin one.... Guinness pouring and settling now. I'm not sure I'm happy with it. I may do it better, or just revert to the original still pic of Calvin praying to Guinness.
Nik - August 24, 2009, 11:18 pm
And what is your new avatar about, if I may ask?
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 11:09 pm
Time-released doses.
MrRandom - August 24, 2009, 11:04 pm
Guinness in between?
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 10:58 pm
I'm glad to be back. Doing well, yes. Teletubbies in the morning, tapioca pudding in the afternoon and shock therapy at night.
Nik - August 24, 2009, 10:55 pm
Yeah. You're probably right Aggy. But this avatar was used to serve a purpose. Don't know that it got through or not though. WOW...good to see you back!!! Hope you're doing well.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 10:44 pm
Hard to buy the "just messing around" claim with that avatar, Nik!
Nik - August 24, 2009, 10:17 pm
Thanks for that Bone. I stopped in over there and said my piece. If you can't tell, I'm in the kick some ass, take names later kinda mood. Haha...nah, just messing around.
MO - August 24, 2009, 9:00 pm
Why that lil hussy! Although I'm sure she's watching us as we type so....she knows! She knows!
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 8:47 pm
Mo...give Nik a call and tell her that her "Damn Po Po's" poster in on the NaughtyFake side...and they love it over there!
MO - August 24, 2009, 8:41 pm
8-9 on the poster....thnx
MO - August 24, 2009, 8:39 pm
Psst! Look but don't look! About 8 to 9 comments down. Yeah I'm talking to you mebitch! Or until further notice.....Captain Obvious!
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 7:55 pm
Jenna is her porn name.
mebitch - August 24, 2009, 7:45 pm
who is Jenna Ricci, her name is Christina Ricci
spacedog - August 10, 2009, 2:36 am
Good one. Either she really gets into character, or that hot tub is freezing.
agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 5:10 pm
Bitte schoen!
MO - August 9, 2009, 5:01 pm
Danka aggy! Cheers!
agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 4:47 pm
Nevertheless, a fine point and fine picture.
MO - August 9, 2009, 4:46 pm
Well she pointed it out on the phone anyway. I'm such a failure....
MO - August 9, 2009, 4:41 pm
As NIK pointed out....you are correct Bria, I was drunk and my post-it note got wet. Hey? Wanna know the true meaning of Jacuzzi?
BriaHere - August 9, 2009, 3:01 pm
I thought she was Christina Ricci?
Agent K - August 9, 2009, 2:55 pm
5 wet raisin smuggling poodle!


AFTER A BUSY DAY - TTH likes to kick back and relax




CHRISTMAS - Yep, kinda like that.


TAGS: least the kid knows
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by whatukno

lightquake - December 13, 2009, 3:13 pm
Rejected. Always fun.


VITAMIN C - She knows what boys like


TAGS: she knows what boys like vitamin c rnr
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by RnR

hahaha - October 17, 2008, 12:41 pm
BURN
Rubber ducky. - September 21, 2008, 11:47 pm
Lame ass names. They're the rage. Eminem, 50 cent, Snoop Dog, SailorDh
SailorDh - September 6, 2008, 2:14 pm
Crap they were playing. Security asked me to keep it down and i said that comment loud enough for the dumb bitch to hear it.
SailorDh - September 6, 2008, 2:12 pm
Where did this stupid no talent whore get her name from? Was she haveing breakfast one morning and reading the nutrition label on the cereal box? Saw her at a record signing once and got confronted by security when i loudly asked them to turn off the


Don't you know? -


TAGS: well everybody knows
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

AirCop - August 7, 2014, 11:54 pm
* Papa uoo mao mao, Pa Papa uooma mao mao, Papa uoo mao mao. Pa Papa uooma mao mao. Da da dip Da da dip. Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa .
Sho - August 5, 2014, 8:34 pm
bird is the word. 5/F


Heaven Knows -




GOAT RIDER -


TAGS: goat rider hammy knows mariand
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - March 15, 2012, 5:39 pm
Nah... there only the man rides the goats... we have the living prove, and his name is Hammy, my friend and the goats tamer... ;)
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


INTERNET FAME - Facebook? Twitter? Yeah, right! If you really want to get noticed, post those pics on MotiFake.com!


TAGS: motifake because everyone knows that only whores post on facebook twitter and myspace
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

panic8 - October 17, 2010, 5:23 pm
How edyfying... now do me the parable of "The lost (in social networks) son", Luke 15:11-32
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 4:49 pm
You Truly Are Thirteen.
That13YearOldKid - October 17, 2010, 4:23 pm
eh..i agree.. but 4 sardines for me :P
Occupo Noctis - December 29, 2009, 6:53 am
5Lols!
cheesenedd - October 31, 2009, 10:14 am
agreed


CAREER PATHS -


TAGS: mr wallenda knows about that
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Derek - November 22, 2009, 2:04 am
Oh, very good Aggy. Heheh :})
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 10:27 pm
Staring at her reflection in the glass ceiling, I presume? 5


TORNADO MAGIC! - Linda knew she summoned too powerful of a wind demon to control.




WHAT CAN I SAY? - the man knows his animals


TAGS: the man knows his animals what can i say bear
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by tehsupercheez

colt45103 - December 1, 2009, 10:27 am
You know how to get a bear to ride a bike? Nail it's feet to the pedals and beat it...
Derek - September 28, 2009, 5:38 pm
Go bear go! Head for the exit!
DrunkenDave101 - September 28, 2009, 4:40 pm
Indeed, I would never have known that was a bear


PUPPET SHOW - His debut wasn't a total success. The Pakistani judge didn't like the lesbian scene.




cnn is -


TAGS: fake news garbage biased google knows
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

CloudchaserS - February 27, 2017, 6:24 am
According to mediabiasfactchec.com though they do have a left bias, they are high on factual reporting


Ahhh -


TAGS: best employee knows how to pass the buck allocate content satisfaction
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 8, 2016, 12:05 am
Sorry rerun, never meant to rat ya out. Thanks for the lol lg.
MissPriss - April 8, 2016, 12:03 am
Thanks 'cern
lgvernon - April 7, 2016, 8:22 pm

Whatever it is, Rerun did it.
concern3 - April 7, 2016, 7:50 pm
nice, UP yours


The Discerning palate -


TAGS: cultivated taste knows it s likes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - December 7, 2014, 6:40 pm
It's earned.
mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 6:24 pm
Thanks for puttin' out the welcome mat bigO! I appreciate it.
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 6:18 pm
Not at all. When you first joined, you came on rather strong, true. But you got some convo back up. Shur do. Yes ma’am. Glad yer here.
mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 6:01 pm
Nailed it big O! Guilty as charged! By 'puppy' are you referring to the adult female version? That would be even more accurate! lol!
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 2:44 pm
Again, in the immortal word of Steve1961... EWWWWWW! 5'd
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 8:16 am
Note to self; mizz is one sick puppy (and catches on rather quickly) 5L for the eeeewwww factor. Thanks for playin’
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:27 pm
.... medium. Not TOO firm but not runny either.. LOL!


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